Some House Party

This report filed by CHUMP.

I saw John at a house party next to the flightpath on Duval. He was very drunk and rude. (go fig) Through the course of the evening he bummed about fifty smokes from me and mumbled on about how lame the manager of Hyde Park Bakery was. They finally played , and the sound was horrible. They were even interrupted by the police at one point. The cops let us all know upon intruding on the party that the noise wouldn't be such a problem if 'they weren't so bad!'. Well, as usual the beer was spent, he grabbed th e toilet paper supply, gave his farewell adieu, and went to FraNKIE'S pARTY.....CHUMP.

POLITENESS RATING =

3

Emo's

Went and saw the 'tards at the 'mos. Pretty good show. John was pretty polite. At least I didn't see him do anything impolite. I think we're going to have to start giving him an ONSTAGE politeness rating and an OFFSTAGE politeness rating. I'll work on it.

POLITENESS RATING =

8 (onstage) 3 (offstage)

John's House

This report filed by Juanita

I hung out with John last week at his house and besides giving me a Mickey Tall Boy he was very impolite. Considering that we had drank alot and were listening to Frank Sinatra, I'll forgive him for asking to see my tits.

POLITENESS RATING =

1

Billy & Paul's House

This report filed by Simpson

motards minus toby played in billy and paul's tiny living room. some stupid a**hole with a rope noose around his neck kept hassling john as he tried to sing. after numerous verbal warnings a newly shaven johhny motard took a swing at him -- which didn't connect. too bad. the guy was being a real asshole and to tell the truth i kind of wanted him to get smacked... so i don't know if it was unpolite or if john wasn't doing the rest of the party a favor. i'd have to say it was about a 4 though

POLITENESS RATING =

4